Your bonus requests are approved! In addition, your randomized extra bonuses are:

1) Terry will have the urge to eat nothing but junk food for seven whole days. Good luck trying to afford that with your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, pal.
2) A crow will fly overhead and drop a black feather. Hmm... what a mystery.

You may choose to either accept or ignore any of these extra bonuses.

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